Monday, November 02, 2009

You Gotta Admit, He's Got a Point There ...


Egyptian Cleric Makes The Case For Islamic Polygamy: Some Women's Period Lasts for 15 Days And Their Husband Can't Wait That Long to Get Laid.....


You know, maybe I will convert to Islam. What do you think, guys?

14 comments:

midnight rider said...

I was thinking that very thing this morning but then found out I'd have to give up my pork and sauerkraut on New Year's Day so that whole idea is now just right out.

revereridesagain said...

15 days? Uh, guys, my guess is that some Egyptian wives have discovered a variation on the "Not tonight, I have a headache," excuse.

15 days isn't a period. It's estrus.

Total said...

I forget how petrified Muslims are of menstrual blood. Dispersing used tampons would actually be a great psychological weapon to use against a well-entrenched Muslim enemy. FYI, Muslims are not the only one who had this phobia. In fact, Muslims probably adopted the concept from the Israelites and Jews, who viewed menstrual blood and women who are menstruating as unclean.

revereridesagain said...

I would post this myself but something has gone wonky with my settings at Blogger. JihadWatch is reporting that Noor Falah Almaleki, the 20 year old Arizona woman run down by her father Faleh Hassan Almaleki on October 20, has died of her injuries.

I have an offer of a ride to the Rifqa Bary Rally in Columbus Ohio of 11/16 and as of now plan to be there. I urge everyone else who can do the same.

Total said...

RRA,

That is very deflating and tragic news. I hope that son of a bitch father of hers is charged as harshly as the law permits. It is always tragic when a pretty young lady dies, but by the hands of her own father? If this type of act weren't as widespread as it is in the Islamic realm, I would be at a complete loss for words. Rest in peace, Noor.

andre79 said...

Not to mention the pregnancy time. Poor mahommedans, most of them have 15+ children. Now imagine how undersexed the proud saheed must be without 10-20 wifes.

Pastorius said...

revereridesagain said...

15 days? Uh, guys, my guess is that some Egyptian wives have discovered a variation on the "Not tonight, I have a headache," excuse.


I say: Yeah, I think you're right.

LOL

Who can blame them?

nunya said...

Men should either have sex with women on their periods or proudly come out of the closet. That's when sex is best, anyway. Plus, dudes like bloated boobs.

Pastorius said...

You got that right, Jdamn.

But, not being a guy, you don't have any idea what it's like to cum, and then pull your dick out and find it covered in blood.

It's frightening.

Am I right guys?

I'm not saying getting your red wings ain't a good thing. I'm just saying there is definitely a moment of gruesomeness involved.

Anonymous said...

Pastorius, i suppose it´s not as bad as taking it out of a butt full of shit, but hey that´s not unclean in islam! they even stick it on animals (do you think the greens would say these animals are useless?)


check out ayatollah´s instructions:

"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned."

Now look:
"Allah permits you to shut them in separate rooms and to beat them, but not severely. If they abstain, they have the right to food and clothing. Treat women well for they are like domestic animals and they possess nothing themselves. Allah has made the enjoyment of their bodies lawful in his Qur'an."

Anonymous said...

Step 1. Dim lights
Step 2. Fuck in the shower
Step 3. Shake head at the astounding fact that the world is filled with morons who can turn the simplest issue into rocket science.

Scared of a little menstrual blood even in the dark? Well then suck the barrel of your AK, pal, you're pretty much brain dead anyhow.

Anonymous said...

"You know, maybe I will convert to Islam. What do you think, guys?"

If I were a Muslim right now, I'd give you a hug and present you with your first "walking tent" (Follow the link to see your future wife in Islam: http://kmazz.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/overhead_abaya_ha312.jpg)

But SADLY, I am not a Muslim anymore and hence not in contact with any walking tents.

Pastorius said...

"Walking Tents"

That's good, but I call them

Portable Concentration Camps

Anonymous said...

Shrouds.